Adam Valair
B.Sc. (Geography, Computer Science, GIS)
GIS & Web App Guru / Hot Sauce Aficionado / Fallen and Can’t Get Up (FCGU)
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Adam was found lost in the northern deserts of el Shabob, while unsuccessfully attempting the northeast passage to the Rhubarb Fields of Catan. His expedition, it is said, revolted when Adam insisted on songs being written about him during the most perilous portion of the frozen ice-sand crossing. Indeed Valair Pass is named in his honour, by him. While captaining a remote garrison in the northern frozen desert, Mr. Sentlinger found him frozen to the garrison door handle and calling for help. Upon defrosting, Mr. Valair was found to have exceptional navigational and mapping skills, unexplainable coding skills, and fluency in many tongues. When asked if we could use him as an interpreter in the homes of these tongues, he replied “No, I’m not allowed back there.”
He is the architect of the Fathomland Salt Portal, which allows its inhabitants to quickly travel from anywhere in this fair fake land to any other, “and escape the bad guys,” he explained. He holds a Bachelor’s Degree in Geography and Computer Science, from the University of Nonsuch on the borders of Improbable.