Fathometer

$42.00

 

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Figure 1: Also a studfinder. Send me your ideas.

Have you ever been in a meeting with a rival hydrologist, or maybe a rival dermatologist, or a rival teacher, or maybe a rival judge, whomever your rival is, you need one of these Executive Power Toys[efn_note] Power Coat Hanger with folding instructions included.  Batteries not needed, magnets work forever with no power because they’re magic.[/efn_note] on your desk between you and them that you can play with to establish status, and say to them “You know what, you are boring me, I’d rather play with this Executive Power Toy.”  It features the handy fundamental force of “Magnetism.”  Is it a coincidence that it sounds like Magic?  No, it’s not.  Because it is magic.  Why are things magnetic?  Nobody knows.  Watch as my niece, Isla, tries to comprehend this magical force. It’s like watching our common evolution as we struggle to

understand light, gravity, the persistence of things.  I saw a pacifier on the sidewalk yesterday and empathized with that poor baby learning about place and time.  Something we all have to learn as we deal with loss, wonder, love, death, birth, and magic. 24 Hours later on a better hair day:

Figure 2: Not a choking hazard, except if worn around your neck, like this poor sap.

Need I say more?

Figure 3: Sibyl demonstrates how you could use the Fathomweights to retrieve your lunchbox if it floated away from you on a break in a zero-gravity situation.
follow @odie.boxer on instagram to see what other shenanigans he gets up to.

(Outer housing 3D printed from PLA, which is made from plants and is biodegradable, magnets are rare earth (Neodymium) and also turn back to dust, eventually).

When not a crewmember on the ISS, Sibyl attends high fashion galas, where her fathometer doubles as a purse holder.
 
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Description

Figure 1: Also a studfinder. Send me your ideas.

Have you ever been in a meeting with a rival hydrologist, or maybe a rival dermatologist, or a rival teacher, or maybe a rival judge, whomever your rival is, you need one of these Executive Power Toys[efn_note] Power Coat Hanger with folding instructions included.  Batteries not needed, magnets work forever with no power because they’re magic.[/efn_note] on your desk between you and them that you can play with to establish status, and say to them “You know what, you are boring me, I’d rather play with this Executive Power Toy.”  It features the handy fundamental force of “Magnetism.”  Is it a coincidence that it sounds like Magic?  No, it’s not.  Because it is magic.  Why are things magnetic?  Nobody knows.  Watch as my niece, Isla, tries to comprehend this magical force. It’s like watching our common evolution as we struggle to

understand light, gravity, the persistence of things.  I saw a pacifier on the sidewalk yesterday and empathized with that poor baby learning about place and time.  Something we all have to learn as we deal with loss, wonder, love, death, birth, and magic. 24 Hours later on a better hair day:

Figure 2: Not a choking hazard, except if worn around your neck, like this poor sap.

Need I say more?

Figure 3: Sibyl demonstrates how you could use the Fathomweights to retrieve your lunchbox if it floated away from you on a break in a zero-gravity situation.
follow @odie.boxer on instagram to see what other shenanigans he gets up to.

(Outer housing 3D printed from PLA, which is made from plants and is biodegradable, magnets are rare earth (Neodymium) and also turn back to dust, eventually).

When not a crewmember on the ISS, Sibyl attends high fashion galas, where her fathometer doubles as a purse holder.
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Weight 2 kg
Dimensions 10 × 14 × 2 cm
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