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You’ve seen it on the streets.  All the Super Fresh Kids are wearing them, like my sister Bekah.  They keep you warm while you’re being cool + they have a handy frontal pouch to put your stuff in, like your lip balm, your wallet, your “Don’t Panic” towel, your mix tape, your walkman, a granola bar, a donut, cheese, maybe a small bottle of wine, and a good book, like Ready Player One, or Shogun, or The Chrysalids, or Wind-up Bird Chronicles.  You have no idea the amount of stuff you’ve been missing throughout your day because you haven’t had this hoodie.  As a matter of principle, I can’t let you leave this page without purchasing one.  Just like Las Vegas, the only way out is past the slot machines, O2 is being pumped in, and the house understands stats.

They are absolutely guaranteed to stand up to a bear attack, like this poor sap tested for us.